Our nation has a health issue that has gone on long enough without being addressed. It’s an addiction that many have, and it isn’t healthy. The addiction isn’t to a narcotic or alcohol or even a religion… well, maybe some people might think it’s a religion. The addiction is to guns.
He’s such a great target for comedy. All he has to do is open his mouth and you have something idiotic that is funny.
Except for one very important thing –
It stopped being funny and started being tragic.
It’s not my fault! I was born this way. Perhaps if I distance myself verbally…
I think the title says it all. As long as you agree, you can skip the rest of this… unless you want examples. By the way, I’m not referring to their importance in the sense of, let’s say, the School For Unnecessary Ellipises (where William Shatner got his degree in Unusual Hyphen Placement).