Insurance. That should be a joke and a punchline all in one. Just say “Insurance” and everyone gets a good laugh, knowing that it never really works the way it’s supposed to. Here’s another example.
I had yet another checkup recently that involved something I don’t care for doing. No! Not that checkup. (Not yet, anyway.) This involved giving blood for testing. Actually, it’s not the giving that I object to… it’s the receiving. Let me explain.
I think I’ve figured out one fairly serious problem with this country: It doesn’t really exist.