Yes, I am going to talk about Christmas Carols. No, I’m not a fan. As I’ve mentioned before, most of them are miserable songs that are usually just a half-step away from being a funeral dirge. Sure, they say “Yay, the savior is born!” But they do it with all the zeal of an Eeyore on heroin.
Category: commentary
Let Baby Yoda Lead The Way
I saw an article recently that claimed (and probably rightfully so) that Baby Yoda was more popular than any Democratic Presidential candidate, Donald, Republican candidate, and, in fact, any other politician. Of course, he is. Baby Yoda has many things going for him… so Baby Yoda 2020?
Certified Identification? Really?
It came up again. I’ve mentioned it before. I’ll probably mention it again. Am I the only one who thinks that the concept of a birth certificate is not only silly, but it’s patently absurd to think it could be used as a form of identification? It can’t really just be me, can it?
The War On Christmas
It’s not a war on “Christmas.” The holiday itself is lovely. Peace on Earth actually being practiced? Yes, please. Let’s have more of that. (And we don’t have to limit that part to this particular holiday.) But there are some issues that need addressing.
Punctuation Is Very Important – Period
I think the title says it all. As long as you agree, you can skip the rest of this… unless you want examples. By the way, I’m not referring to their importance in the sense of, let’s say, the School For Unnecessary Ellipises (where William Shatner got his degree in Unusual Hyphen Placement).
Money: Is It Worth The Paper It’s Printed On?
I know I haven’t posted in a while but I thought I’d come back with something about money. What’s more important? Read this.
Has Pokemon Unlocked Theology?
I know, that sounds like a horrifically silly question. Bizarrely, I think it does have merit though, and if you’ll stick with me on an explanation of Pokemon and, in particular, the game Pokemon Go, I think you’ll find something quite interesting.
Customer Service Strikes Again
I should have known. I should have seen it coming. I never have any luck with anything that’s the color orange. They had a good reputation. Good online markings. And they have let me down. Repeatedly.
Viewer Discretion Is Advised… But We’re Not Really Sure Why.
Clothing is wonderful when you need to be outside when it’s cold, but why. exactly, is nudity a problem?
My Two Cents (which is more than I’d pay for that shirt)
I’m pretty sure this isn’t news, but I have a feeling it’s going to be covered that way. It’s a story concerning the WWE, as in World Wrestling Entertainment. Take it with an entire shaker of salt.
