There’s one word that people seem to get wrong all the damn time. Do an image search for it and you got lots of pretty text, a fish, Shrek, actor Tom Ellis on fire, three women in sports bras and one guy who looks like he might get it but there’s a mushroom cloud in the background so… no. Do you know what this magic and allegedly happy word is?
Category: comedy
This One’s Going To Get Me Audited
Here’s a conundrum that has eluded the concept of logic for centuries. Our government wants us to pay taxes. Fair enough. Otherwise they wouldn’t have any money. The government also wants us to figure out how much to pay them. We figure this out by having the government send us a W-2 form. Anyone else catch what’s wrong with this particular scenario?
The Free Press Is A Great Idea… Except…
A free press is a magnificent thing, but sometimes, I worry that the we (I can say being a member of said community – yes, I am.) might get in our own way sometimes. Picture this scenario. I can see it starting like this:
The All-Present, All-Knowing, All-Confused, All-Right-I-Give-Up
If god is all knowing and all watching, why do we have to dedicate so much time to letting him know that we know he’s watching and we… what? Appreciate it? But if he knows all, then doesn’t he know we’re appreciative of his works?
Behold! The Reproductive Conundrum!
I’ve heard it called the “Original Sin,” but is it? Why exactly is “sex” a sin? It is, biologically speaking, the act of creating more humans. Having a deity that says procreation is a bad idea makes very little sense. If we didn’t do it, us lowly humans would die out and then there wouldn’t be anyone left to worship anyone, would there?
Sign Language Intercepted Using Video Technology! And The Big Deal Is…?
Apparently, it’s news that the Houston Astros are capable of watching television and telling their players about it. What a crime!
Who’s Suffering Now?
I’m going to let you know up front, this post is born out of my own ignorance. It concerns a subject that is sensitive to many people and, so you know, I’m on the side of the women on this one. I have no problem with the movement I am about to talk about, I would have been in favor of it if I were around when all this happened. I do not want it reversed. I would, however, like it to have a different name for the movement and it’s followers as the one it has makes remarkably little sense to me. The words in question, in my mind, are “Sufferage” and “Sufferagette.”
Harley Quinn: Fairly Inept and Hollow Eye-Candy – We Can Do Better
No, seriously. The DC Universe is riddled with better female characters than the fairly inept Harley Quinn.
MAKE UP YOUR MIND! (about the food)
As you’ve probably noticed, there are a lot of things I don’t understand. I think there are a lot of things everyone doesn’t understand. In this particular instance, I’m referring to whether or not a particular food is good for you – specifically: avacados.
Dear YouTube,
Dear YouTube, On behalf of the people who upload things, could we possibly have this one minor change that would make us feel a little less pedophilic? Thanks.
